🎮 STAN Arcade

workstation-friendly distractions for the proteomics life
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💇 Keratin Invaders

ARCADEKEYBOARD

Filter the hair before it ruins your digest. Hippies (K1/K10), dogs (KRT86), cats (KRT77 — toughest). Cats have 3× the HP because cat hair is forever.

←→ or mouse · SPACE or click

🧪 Angry Mass Specs

PHYSICSMOUSE

Slingshot HeLa, PEG, gradient bombs, DIA-NN bolts, Affi-tips at a Thermo Astral and a Bruker timsTOF HT.

click + drag from scientist

>_ m/zork

TEXTADVENTURE

A Zork parody set in a proteomics core at 11:47 PM. Recover the master DIA-NN library. Beware the PEG-smelling grue.

type LOOK, GO NORTH, HELP

🥋 KarateMass

FIGHTERKEYBOARD

A Karateka parody (Apple II, 1984). Belt-tournament side-scroll fighter. Earn ranks from LCQ Deca XP white belt up to Astral red belt. Each opponent uses only the MS2 modes its real instrument supports — LTQ's can't ETD.

←→ move · Z HCD · X CID · C ETD · V PRM

Built for Brett's labs. No actual instruments were harmed.